Parallel skis, parallel universes (by Marcus McLaughlin)
February 24, 2010
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- Ashton Kutcher, Media’s favourite son and Champion Tweetmeister.
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- Anton Kushnir, Belarus’s favourite son and Champion Ski Aerialist.
Apart from sharing the same name (compare them out loud, really, go on, it’s fun), these two fine gentlemen have much in common. Both have a fetish for well-cut grey pants. Both are yet to live up to their earlier promise. Both are partial to sharing shellfish with older women. Ashton / Anton, on behalf of all Global Villagers, I salute you for enriching our lives.
Learn more about Ashton’s private life here. http://twitter.com/
Learn more about Anton’s private life here. http://www.noc.by//
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